sampleSizeOfOne
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Almost as sad about this as the brevity that was the Bubba Thompson experience... Too quick for me. -
Grain belt might do the trick, since the clips on my suspenders seem to come lose at in opportune times.
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I could, but i'm pretty sure they don't come when called, and even then i think i'd have a hard time redirecting them to you. My guess anyway.
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You can cure rashes with local application of ointment or topical creams, no? What topic should we cream now?
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I give up. How does a free agent pitcher cure DeSclafani's Injury?
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Slow Spring Training, Any Reason to be Concerned?
sampleSizeOfOne replied to stringer bell's topic in Minnesota Twins Talk
"I could be bounded in a nut shell and count myself a king of infinite space, were it not that I have bad dreams." What was the question again? Oh yeah. Concerns. Somehow i think there are always concerns. Even if we weren't concerned about our players nit being good enough, that doesn't address the concerns others might still be better. -
I appreciate a good. tautology as much as anyone, but if this is advocating moving him to a the closer role, (or perhaps he only pitches complete games?) i shall be sad.
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What i miss?
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Luckily not a problem for me. I don't drink, and people only think i have lysdexia.
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There's more? What kind of day is this, a Saturday? PS. "But grandma, what a big Camera you have?" (just meaning to comment upon the camera, not the person, and chose a (hopefully) well known source material to parody where grandma referred to also isn't a grandma, but a wolf in disguise)
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So... yes?
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Did we win yet?
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Cool sweet breazon. Exactly what we need here. When do ya start? We got our work cut out for us. Do they how much work i gotta do? There is something appealing about being able to barter for a season ticket and a place to stay. Is it within walking distance? Or must i work on my hitch-hiking skills? Just so long as i make fist pitch with something in my belly.
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I feel i missed something by not watching more PBS as a kid.
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Only 3 K's. You're right! (and here i thought you were talking about the game.)
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We got Buxton. Flies don't drop on his watch. Ergo our pitchers are safe. (QED)
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I can see that happening.
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Me neither. But is it funny?
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Also more shooter joke than a better joke (and i think those are different things, unless perhaps you are shooting craps? Anyway, this sage advice came to mind: Safety first... Then trigger.
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Doesn't involve betting, but i always was a fan of this: Lieutenant. And how came you to leave your last employ? Point. Why, sir, it was in this wise. My Lord was the Archbishop of Canterbury, and it was considered that one of my jokes was unsuited to His Grace's family circle. In truth, I ventured to ask a poor riddle, sir — Wherein lay the difference between His Grace and poor Jack Point? His Grace was pleased to give it up, sir. And thereupon I told him that whereas His Grace was paid £10,000 a year for being good, poor Jack Point was good — for nothing. 'Twas but a harmless jest, but it offended His Grace, who whipped me and set me in the stocks for a scurril rogue, and so we parted. I had as lief not take post again with the dignified clergy.
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Would saying the odds are even count as a better joke?
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Must i? Very well... (this may take a while)
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Sigh. @Riverbrian Once upon a time, didn't you have a mop joke in your signature? Or am i getting senile?
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T-Wolves Regular Season Thread
sampleSizeOfOne replied to Pardon My Dinger's topic in Minnesota Timberwolves Talk
Oh wow. Folk responded and i wasn't here converse sorry. So apparently we lose more with the other guy. I hope he is back for the playoffs, but as you can see, i haven't been following as closely as i should. -
Took me a while to get the over arching lavatorial bent of your comment. So you think maybe we should invest in a plunger? Or a mop?
