Somehow a clip from Miller's Crossing feels right.
"Nah, it stayed a hat. And no, i didn't chase it. Nothing looks more foolish than a man chasing his hat"
At least Detroit has the Lions...
Trying to imagine what the image is that isn't showing up.
a) wopr (only winning move is not to play)
b) hal 9000 (i'm sorry dave, i can't let you bat)
c) c-3po (it's against my programming to impersonate an umpire)
d)...
I don't see Bender mentioned in the article, but i am somewhat dubious of the Joint Competition Committee reaching any useful conclusions, at least without ordering food.