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  1. After getting laughed at, we always rubbed dirt and spit on it and went back on the field.
  2. The 2011 Twins went 19-49 after the All-Star game. This season we're looking worse, I'm afraid.
  3. Yikes! Didn't think of the implications. GOTD, fer sure. EDIT: Hangs head.
  4. My head reels. "Princess Bride" or "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"?
  5. A rhetorical walks into a bar. Bartender sez, "So, do you wanna beer?" Rhetorical answers: "What kind of question is that?"
  6. What rule allows two runs to score when we hit a homerun?
  7. Just read last night's thread, and I'd say it was the best this year. Only thing missing was a rally rhino.
  8. Yeah, hope to see them perform at the South Dakota State Fair someday.
  9. Please crush something, Mr. Park.
  10. Say, did you hear about past, present, and future walk into a bar?
  11. Or if you year a freight train that sounds like a strong wind, really take cover.
  12. Do bears use the outdoors for a bathroom? Is the pope Catholic?
  13. Wow, being down two runs feels like 20.
  14. Well, that was a disappointing inning in a dispiriting season.
  15. Holy irony, Batman! Led Zeppelin stole the "Stairway to Heaven" riff from Spirit, but Spirit stole it first from Milli Vanilli.
  16. My dad was a field radio guy in the Marines at Iwo Jima. Our of 21,000 Imperial Japanese troops on the island, fewer than 1,000 were captured. I've got a recording of an interview he did after the battle with Chicago radio station WLS on the troop ship headed back to Hawaii -- where he was to train for an invasion of the main islands that A-bombs made unnecessary -- and he described having to shoot and bayonet Japanese soldiers doing Banzai attacks at night. He was 19. I visited Iwo Jima with a couple hundred veterans of the battle on the 60th anniversary in March 2005. (Dad died in 2002.) Met a lot of fine former Marines and sailors and Navy corpsmen and Seabees. Just about all gone now. Gunny Sgt. R. Lee Ermey came along to do an episode of his show about them.
  17. It's always a good Sunday when the Twins win and the Vikings aren't playing.
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