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1. Molitor 2. Perkins 3. Plouffe 4. Morneau 5. Span I'm not sure if there are any other regular color guys.

Officially a quality start by Bradley. Now the bats need to wake up for him.

Someone who was signed as a defensive whiz at shortstop. His agent must have taken a creative writing class.

Great inning by Bradley! Exactly what he needs, a shut down inning after being given the lead.

Live, that Caratini home run did not look that good with the way his body twisted around.

Shake it off and get out of the inning. The offense has been getting to McGreevy, just hasn't pushed one across yet.

The only 'new' uniform I like is the cream-colored Twin Cities uniform. Otherwise, they could go back to either the early uniforms or the 90's uniforms.

More like Animal from the Muppets when he crashes the drum set.

Minnesota must not be a desirable location for umpires. I don't believe she is on an actual crew, so she is just filling in all the time. All the regular umps take their weekend off when it comes to going to Minnesota.

I found where they are recruiting the new umpires.

I left to go watch my nephew and come back to this! 1. Someone here left their sentry post and let Lawrence out of the bullpen gate! Whoever was supposed to be on guard duty is going to get fired. 2. It has been 0 days since we have given an opposing player their first home run of the season. 3. Prielipp got to learn how to wear a loss and eat some innings for the team. He eventually did good enough to give us a chance to win. His performance needs some improvement, but his drive is there. 4. I'll say it again to the Twins pitching staff. Some of those baseballs had homes and families to go back to. Please try to allow them to stay in the park so they have a chance to be reunited.

Good for Clemens. Getting to hit in the power spot as a lefty against a LHP. He has definitely earned it.

Alright Connor, you need to remember those baseballs have names and families they would like to return to. Please treat them accordingly by not allowing them to be sent into space.

Inspired by the article recounting the game, I have conceived my own short story on the ending of this game in the form of a Greek epic. Full disclosure: I have never taken a creative writing class. After watching our hero, Joe Ryan, fight with the determination of Achilles through six innings, is finally retired to the bench while our glorious heroes fight on. The team, inspired by his gritty performance, fight back to take the lead through an infield single, a booming double, and a sacrifice fly. Shelton spins his Bullpen Wheel of Regrets, and it comes up Rogers. Rogers gets into trouble and Orze is brought in and quickly gives up the lead. Now our heroes are down 4-7 with only 9 outs to go. Shelton sends the Cardinals his version of the Trojan horse, the Bullpen Wheel of Regrets to the Cardinals dugout. The Cardinals, surprised by the sudden receipt of the gift, spin the wheel, and it came up Stanek out to the mound to face our motley crew of heroes. The most unlikely of heroes in 2026, Kody Clemens, greets Stanek with a 3-run home run to tie the game! Shelton goes with his trusty pitcher Gomez to get the eighth. He wasn't up to the task and gives up the lead. The Cardinals didn't re-spin the Bullpen Wheel of Regrets and leaves Stanek in the game. Our heroes send up the forlorn candidates in Lewis and Lee, which both hit booming home runs to reclaim the lead. Finally, Morris comes in and completes the improbable comeback in a game which will go down in the annals of the 2026 season as one of the greatest games! Epilogue: All I wanted out of this is to use my coined term for the Twins bullpen: Bullpen Wheel of Regrets. Thank you taking the time to read my saga. 🙂

I understand. It was a bit tongue in cheek as it seemed like everything mentioned in the article came true for Morris tonight. I hope he can continue it through his next outings.

Did Morris read the Twins Daily article on him earlier today? Seems like he listened to the article. 🤫

@Aggies7 was complaining earlier in the game that he wanted a clean inning. Sometimes complaining does work. Good job on the complaint front!

Hop on! We are leaving the station!

Uh Oh. We now have a lead to protect. Who on earth is going to come in for the 9th. Time to spin the Bullpen Wheel of Regrets!

Speaking of home runs. James Outman just hit his first home run of the season, for the Tigers.

We may have just found our Slim for tonight. Welcome back Royce Lewis!

Tonight's game was the hope we could get a win this weekend. We are now depending on Slim and None. Slim is nursing his wounds and None skipped town.

Not until Culpepper eats at the finest restaurant in Toledo: Tony Packo's.

Peter uses at least 6 emojis.