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  1. Joe A. Preusser
    No Sano? Say it ain't so.
  2. Joe A. Preusser
    I suppose it could be a tapeworm.
  3. Joe A. Preusser
    Nice to see the thin air phenomenon is still alive and well. Seriously, why would any pitcher ever want to play for the Rockies? And they should be able to lure big name power hitters for a song.
  4. Joe A. Preusser
    First off...watch the Little Falls bashing. I live in the pit OTA St. Cloud and work in beautiful LF. Guess which I prefer? Second - Does anyone else think it will be awkward when Hughes sprints into the dugout between pitches to touch JO's hat?
  5. Joe A. Preusser
    Nah. It's an old kids joke. Now, there is an adult version but I forget the specifics. Put a little boogie nights in it...porn, tissue, I can't remember the details.
  6. Joe A. Preusser
    Put a little boogie in it.
  7. Joe A. Preusser
    Forget the posts for now. Just spend some quality time with your whiskey.
  8. Joe A. Preusser
    How do you make a tissue dance? That was the first joke my little girl ever told. So I thought it was funny, but it's snot.
  9. Joe A. Preusser
    Alright. I'm 2 for 2 on the year. Only making the call when I feel it. Twins win.
  10. Joe A. Preusser
    If you hit .500 you are in the hall.
  11. Joe A. Preusser
    You play a dangerous game my friend.
  12. Joe A. Preusser
    I can't say, that's the rule.
  13. Joe A. Preusser
    Lots of fellas at the old folks home wear those.
  14. Joe A. Preusser
    Dude, it's happening.
  15. Joe A. Preusser
    Nobody better talk to Hughes in the dugout.
  16. Joe A. Preusser
    That's tough but fair.
  17. Joe A. Preusser
    I call 20% prediction on this.
  18. Joe A. Preusser
    Pop.
  19. Joe A. Preusser
    And Buxton breaks a finger on both hands...
  20. Joe A. Preusser
    Everyone but me. I are a jenius.
  21. Joe A. Preusser
    I love the irony. Complain about Mauer and Escobar some more boys!
  22. Joe A. Preusser
    All Mauer does is drive in runs.
  23. Joe A. Preusser
    That's your own thing bud. You hit it so you can name it.
  24. Joe A. Preusser
    Happy Birthday Miggy. Celebrate with 5 home runs.
  25. Joe A. Preusser
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