I wanted to name one of my kids "Jhonkensy"...but then Mrs CRF hit me over the head with a 2x4 and I thought better of it. Wouldn't be appropriate for a daughter anyway.
I'm gonna vote no. Stick Miranda at 1B and leave him there. Spend whatever available cash they have on arms, and I'm sure they'll be dumpster diving on that too.
Topa is just a figment of someone's overactive imagination...he doesn't really exist. Kind of like Keyser Soze. Some might argue that Paddack doesn't really exist either.