Someone really needs to get him a GPS so he doesn't wander off and get lost. But then again, I'm not sure a man of his age could figure out how to work it.
I guess if we're going to give up 4 more runs, it might as well be from the bullpen, since we expect them to suck where as it'd be nice to see Berrios have a little success.
I don't think there is anything to see. He's awful at everything. The reasonable assumptions are that he's dating one of Molitor's family members or that he's blackmailing someone with something. I refuse to believe anyone actually thinks he is a major league player (barring blind people who only have Roy Smalley's word to go on) if there isn't some sort of funny business going on.