If I recall correctly, there was plenty of fat-fingering and a large quantity of backspace usage. I had to check my post history this morning. I didn't recall making most of those posts last night.
Usually I just fall back on "because I don't want to," but I got hit unusually hard with the guilt trip this time. To top it off I closed a car door on my finger when I got home. Thankfully the copious amounts of liquor dulled the pain.
Derp. Everything I posted tonight, regardless of legibility, was drunken. I don't care how well Little Nicky Punto slid into first, he still had so business getting hundreds of plate appearances.
What a thread-jackingly inane waste of both time, and space. You should know better. For shame Chief, for shame. ? (can't remember if I asked a question, just being safe)
She probably would have never never known, but I told her anyway. (I consider it a "purchase" of bonus points. The time will come where I cash in two or three times over.)