I won't rebut your whole post, for fear of running out of space on the internet. I don't need to teach someone of your skill-level about the fact-based models that you claimed to be using -- you should know better. Again, I've taken issue with your attempts to use selective stats intermingled with opinion to frame a case against Salty. The BABIP and consistency stuff was your best effort yet. Again, I don't love the guy or even have some supremely great desire for the Twins to sign him... but sheesh, you'd think he ran over your dog when you were in Texas. Personally, I think he's worth a 2 year deal at 8M per, but welcome to free agency -- he'll get more. The playing time piece is not relevant. A starting pitcher will be in 30 some games, but you don't see that used to factor what salary they deserve. 120 games isn't unreasonable for a catcher on a team with a decent backup, as has been the case. The WS bit isn't relevant either. If the Red Sox had lost so much faith as you're suggesting, why have they made him significant offers (per multiple reports)? Throwing out terms from statistics isn't quite as intimidating as you may think. And, for the record, I prefer JMP, SAS, and Tableau... but no, I won't be meeting you on SABR.