If I owned the Twins, every day would be the first day of spring Every heart would have a new song to sing And we'd sing of the joy every morning would bring. If I owned the Twins, every pitch would be as fast as a bird Every hit would be a hit to be heard Take my word we would treasure each day that occurred. My park would be a beautiful place Where we would weave such wonderful dreams TC would wear a smile on his face Like the man in the moon has when the moon beams. If I owned the Twins every man would say the Twins were his friends There'd be happiness that no man could end No my friend, not if I owned the Twins. Every head would be held up high There'd be sunshine in everyone's sky If the day ever dawned when I owned the Twins.