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  1. ashbury
    For the life of me I can't understand why we aren't attracting more young fans to our nightly laff fest.
  2. ashbury
    Where is everyone? C'mon, we've got:
  3. ashbury
    I need a bit of time to think this one through.
  4. ashbury
    So Ole goes to the doctor, and says, ya gotta help me, Doc, I caught Tom Yones Syndrome from da Cheef....
  5. ashbury
    What a nice night for an evening. - Steven Wright
  6. ashbury
    If Nunez would have ditched the helmet right out of the batter's box instead of almost to first, the improved wind resistance might have had him safe on that play.
  7. ashbury
    I'm sure that horse wasn't putting any money on his predictions: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paqDfHeFfjE
  8. ashbury
    Huzzah! Now let's find out how well we like what we've wished so fervently for.
  9. ashbury
    Slugfest. Yum. I always look forward to that week at Red Lobster. http://images.wisegeek.com/cooked-sea-cucumber-on-plate-with-rice.jpg
  10. ashbury
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=299knTdX-Wo
  11. ashbury
    Welp, the Eastern Time Zone is catching up with me. Don't anyone jinx the game while I'm asleep.
  12. ashbury
    Greedy
  13. ashbury
    Bill Veeck was clear to Eddie to get the socks correct if he did nothing else: http://s3.birthmoviesdeath.com/images/made/eddiegaedel_1050_591_81_s_c1.jpg
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  15. ashbury
    Ole says not to vorry, ve'll settle fer Kershaw and Pederson. / oy, scooped by Chief again / / and he twists the knife with a Pity Like/ / / and den takes it avay, dontchaknow
  16. ashbury
    Sven was going for his morning walk one day when he went past Ole's house and saw a sign that said "Boat For Sale." This confused Sven because he knew that Ole didn't own a boat. So he finally decided to go in and ask Ole about it. "Hey Ole," said Sven, "I noticed da sign in your yard dat says 'Boat For Sale,' but all ya have in the yard is your old John Deere tractor and combine." Ole replied, "Ya, and dey're boat for sale."
  17. ashbury
    DOZIER!!!! ^2 Duo-zier?
  18. ashbury
    "... the mandatory retrieval of [Nunez's] helmet."
  19. ashbury
    Ish.
  20. ashbury
    Google Translate could not identify which language this is, so I'm staying on the fence as to the value of his observation.
  21. ashbury
    Nice, through five. The book on Gibson has been inconsistency, though, so I would like to see the rest of this game, not to mention about three more, before rushing to judgement.
  22. ashbury
    Ole and Sven worked for the city of Minneapolis. Sven would dig a hole - he would dig, dig, dig. Ole would come along and fill the hole - fill, fill, fill. Sven and Ole worked furiously; one digging a hole, the other filling it up again. A man was watching from the sidewalk and couldn't believe how hard these men were working, but couldn't understand what they were doing. Finally he had to ask them. He said to Sven the hole digger, "I appreciate how hard you work, but what are you doing? You dig a hole and your partner comes along behind you and fills it up again!" Sven, hole digger replied, "Yaah, I suppose it does look funny, but Lars, he's da guy who plants da trees, and donchaknow, he's sick today."
  23. ashbury
    Racing in from Right Field.
  24. ashbury
    Didn't that play depend more on coming in than moving to the side? It's coming in that I think Sano does well on.
  25. ashbury
    Yes. And, concur.
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