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  1. ashbury
    That's the play Sano can make, time after time! Great one.
  2. ashbury
    The only excuse I can think of is that it's Plouffe on third, with that gimpy leg or whatever. The bunt lets him trot in to the plate, as opposed (say) to having to go full-bore and slide into home on a fly ball.
  3. ashbury
    ZUKE oh never mind
  4. ashbury
    Glad Grossman swung away. I was just about to snark that playing for one run will clearly be enough with our ace on the mound.
  5. ashbury
    Good jorb.
  6. ashbury
    With Rougned in the lineup I'd ordinarily say to stay tuned and you might see something, but I'm not sure any of our Twins have sufficient moxie to irk the young man in any way.
  7. ashbury
    For the life of me I can't understand why we aren't attracting more young fans to our nightly laff fest.
  8. ashbury
    Where is everyone? C'mon, we've got:
  9. ashbury
    I need a bit of time to think this one through.
  10. ashbury
    So Ole goes to the doctor, and says, ya gotta help me, Doc, I caught Tom Yones Syndrome from da Cheef....
  11. ashbury
    What a nice night for an evening. - Steven Wright
  12. ashbury
    If Nunez would have ditched the helmet right out of the batter's box instead of almost to first, the improved wind resistance might have had him safe on that play.
  13. ashbury
    I'm sure that horse wasn't putting any money on his predictions: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paqDfHeFfjE
  14. ashbury
    Huzzah! Now let's find out how well we like what we've wished so fervently for.
  15. ashbury
    Slugfest. Yum. I always look forward to that week at Red Lobster. http://images.wisegeek.com/cooked-sea-cucumber-on-plate-with-rice.jpg
  16. ashbury
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=299knTdX-Wo
  17. ashbury
    Welp, the Eastern Time Zone is catching up with me. Don't anyone jinx the game while I'm asleep.
  18. ashbury
    Greedy
  19. ashbury
    Bill Veeck was clear to Eddie to get the socks correct if he did nothing else: http://s3.birthmoviesdeath.com/images/made/eddiegaedel_1050_591_81_s_c1.jpg
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  21. ashbury
    Ole says not to vorry, ve'll settle fer Kershaw and Pederson. / oy, scooped by Chief again / / and he twists the knife with a Pity Like/ / / and den takes it avay, dontchaknow
  22. ashbury
    Sven was going for his morning walk one day when he went past Ole's house and saw a sign that said "Boat For Sale." This confused Sven because he knew that Ole didn't own a boat. So he finally decided to go in and ask Ole about it. "Hey Ole," said Sven, "I noticed da sign in your yard dat says 'Boat For Sale,' but all ya have in the yard is your old John Deere tractor and combine." Ole replied, "Ya, and dey're boat for sale."
  23. ashbury
    DOZIER!!!! ^2 Duo-zier?
  24. ashbury
    "... the mandatory retrieval of [Nunez's] helmet."
  25. ashbury
    Ish.
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