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Here's a test: touch;finger;find;flex;unzip;mount;split; \ fsck;yes;gasp;fsck;yes;fsck;gasp; \ eject;umount;make clean;zip;done;exit
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I doubt if you'd get any responses.
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ftfy
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I was afraid you were going to say you were in trouble with your mom.
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I thought his secret was sleeping with Bruno.
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The first half of that combo without a hit takes talent. The second, not so much.
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Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you: Baseball Annie!
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It's not fair. When I bite my lower lip, it just bleeds all over the place.
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Bases loaded walk to make it a 2 run lead? It would take a miracle comeback now.
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His parents, probably.
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I did a GIS on "Mom, is that you?" as a possible illustration for a retort, but the level of depravity it turned up caused me to lose track of things for a while.
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Stingy, sometimes; she is a resource not to be squandered. More often, though, just forgetful.
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No, no, don't reply to that one! It's a trap! http://instanttrap.com/
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Mitch Maier > Joe Mauer, perhaps? TR, call up the Royals, trade for that guy quick!
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It was somewhat of a non-sequitur, but on the other hand, salad fork.
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Twins prospects hitting before a near empty house.
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Trout face.
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NFL rules require a blackout when one of their MNF games is on. / they're THAT powerful
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I think that puts them in the postseason, as long as all the other teams lose the rest of their games.
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We know that Bark is an excitable boy. That probably accounts for the discrepancy.
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Bah. Letting Weaver off the hook in the bottom of the first can't be good for business.
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Being a professional is doing what you love doing even on the days when you'd rather be doing something else. Of course the observation about $$ probably is more to the point.
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> I want to challenge him to a staring contest. Winner goes on to compete against (and lose to) Ryan "Hypnotoad" Doumit. AP caption: Ryan Doumit puts another medical staffer under his spell.
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I have a feeling this novel may have had an interesting chapter or two added to the following pages in the next edition. Check with the publisher.
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No Romero for September. I'm a little surprised. Even though I've stated before that I don't expect him to produce much as a major leaguer, I thought they might give him a look just on general principles, especially with Plouffe having left the door ajar for a competitor to take his job at third.
