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  1. ashbury
    ftfy.
  2. ashbury
    One 'n' away from a talking-to by glun.
  3. ashbury
    If you think he'll be all right, well, it'll give him character. If it's a serious injury, best wishes for his recovery.
  4. ashbury
    On his throat, if given the chance.
  5. ashbury
    The tweet that can be read is not the eternal tweet.
  6. ashbury
    Carnac: Arizona governor Jan, retired Dodgers pitcher Jim, and Bernie. Ed: Hey-yo, that is quite the motley list of characters. Arizona governor Jan, retired Dodgers pitcher Jim, and Bernie? Carnac: Exactly as I said. Prognosticated, even. Ed: I can not, nor can any mere mortal, fathom any connection, ANY, among these three disparate individuals. But you, YOU, oh great seer of the past and the future, have divined the connection already. Carnac: If you are through blowing the hot air, shall I open the envelope? Ed: Please do, Your Magnificence. Carnac: Name a Brewer, a Brewer, and a ridiculous mascot.
  7. ashbury
    Just funnin' ya of course. I used to get paid to think. They wised up.
  8. ashbury
    Ask Brock. / And expect to receive in response, ¿quién sabe?
  9. ashbury
    You've gotta ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, Pilgrim?
  10. ashbury
    You should show the folks here copies of some of the rebates you have to hand out.
  11. ashbury
    My brotha from anotha motha.
  12. ashbury
    Q: What did Picasso say on his day off? A: Hm, I'm drawing a blank.
  13. ashbury
    Are we sure the dance is safely over tonight?
  14. ashbury
    I can delete only 6 posts per game thread. Now I know what you're thinking. You're thinking "did he delete six posts or only five?" Now to tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is an Intel laptop, the most powerful computer in the world and will blow your posting history clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
  15. ashbury
    Low-tech translation: pitching and three-run homers, and if necessary we can try to skimp on the pitching.
  16. ashbury
    Correct!
  17. ashbury
    Some of them seem longer. / hanging curve - swing from the heels, folks
  18. ashbury
    For my wife's slo-pitch team, maybe.
  19. ashbury
    The video's in the high amplitude portion of the waves. Turn up the volume all the way.
  20. ashbury
    New, old, ugly is ugly.
  21. ashbury
    Uncle.
  22. ashbury
    Close, Chief. So close.
  23. ashbury
    I'll go farther - I have a soft spot in my heart for the Astros' old rainbows. I know, I know, save your pity.
  24. ashbury
    Approves:
  25. ashbury
    I stepped away just after Santana's groundout.
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