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  1. ashbury
    Any mountain bikers in the audience? I'm thinking of getting my first, so I don't have much personal experience to fall back on. One question is wheel size. 26 or 29? (FWIW I'm 6'1" and 185 lb, and have pretty much decided on 21" frame.)
  2. ashbury
    In Arizona slightly roasted is how they are born.
  3. ashbury
    Guerrier's in. Gardy's finally listening to me. / failed to mention which reliever I would prefer, now that I've got his attention
  4. ashbury
    You don't want 'em all dried out. You lose the texture!
  5. ashbury
    His ERA has now dipped below 5.00. You know what that means for the next inning. Maybe Gardy will notice the pitch count and not try to squeeze another inning out of him to "save the bullpen", which, as Chief likes to point out, will not happen anyway when Corriea puts the first two batters on.
  6. ashbury
    Parms is doing his job but the two guys in front and the three guys after are not cooperating.
  7. ashbury
    <crickets> But since they aren't pregnant, I'm not sure they are gourmet enough, so I'll pass.
  8. ashbury
    Since mid-June, Chris Parmelee's 1.188 OPS has been fueled by a .630 BABIP. This looks sustainable, boys, climb on Chris's back again today for another win.
  9. ashbury
    Twelve Delicious Edible Insects "[T]ermites are best eaten after being slightly roasted." Color me re-educated. And Oven-Baked Tarantula, yum - with Pregnant Crickets as a light appetizer. It's my turn to cook tonight, might give this menu a try.
  10. ashbury
    And if current trends continue, by the end of the season Brian Dozier will be batting second and playing second.
  11. ashbury
    I just remembered I have some things to check down in the bomb she^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H basement. See you after the game.
  12. ashbury
    Walks Will Haunt!
  13. ashbury
    I never heard of eating termites as a metaphor for anything. Remind me not to visit any of the low-end restaurants in Grand Forks.
  14. ashbury
    If the ceiling is high and the consistency at age 16 is the main knock on him, this signing gets +1 from me.
  15. ashbury
    OK. What's Blue and says Oh Bother?
  16. ashbury
    He gave me some of the best laughs of my life, watching my kids enjoy him.
  17. ashbury
    I did. There must be a dirty word that sounds like it.
  18. ashbury
    What's Brown and says Oh Bother? Winnie the Poo.
  19. ashbury
    Yes. We would also have accepted, "center field". Carol Merrill will present you with the Home Version of the game on your way out.
  20. ashbury
    Poo jokes.
  21. ashbury
    Is it still bitter to say, "hey, I forgot you were even still in the majors," when he gets an RBI late in a 10-2 game?
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  24. ashbury
    Considering the context in which Chief offered the metaphor, I'm not sure we want to hear where this one.... goes.
  25. ashbury
    May a crazed Sonoran scorpion make its nest in your drawer of marital aids.
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