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Everything posted by shortround81

  1. shortround81
    Lol Wain-o "He (Myers) has held the hottest team in baseball to one run three times" That's a weird way of saying *has given up three runs"
  2. shortround81
    Happy Syttende Mai!
  3. shortround81
    Wouldn't even get to that point. A.J.'d punch it in its stinky lutefisk face starting a bench clearing brawl
  4. shortround81
    Hate to be a downer and sorry if someone already posted this:
  5. shortround81
    What, pray tell, is that?
  6. shortround81
    What my family does is after taking it out of the oven we immediately throw it in the garbage and get drunk on Aquavit
  7. shortround81
    Syttende Mai (translation: 17th of May)! Norwegian Constitution Day! (As an Asian American I get a lot of weird looks for knowing that)
  8. shortround81
    I think tomorrow is Armed Forces Day
  9. shortround81
    Wait . . . How did you know my mom's name?
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  11. shortround81
    Dammit, Morty! Now we have to find you ANOTHER witness relocation placement!
  12. shortround81
    Daaaang! Maybe he was stocking up on Sheboygan sausages for the "Molly Cup" or whatever it's being called now
  13. shortround81
    "Derek Falvey is a Kirkland brand Andy McPhail" **ducks behind a gallon jar of mayo**
  14. shortround81
    Whether it was a bit or sincere curiosity, there was incessant questioning of the TD forum for any sort-of update on Correa & Buxton. Unless someone from the Twins FO pulls a Pete Hegseth on us, we're not going to get that info any sooner than anybody else. That being said, I understand and appreciate your concern
  15. shortround81
    Is this Peter's burner account?!?! 🤣
  16. shortround81
    Not exactly what I had in mind when I said, "Ask me anything" 😳
  17. shortround81
    Maybe smuggle in a couple of these bad boys
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    Too late, Dan. The freaking out has already commenced. (Let it be known that that dude was once married to Christina Hendricks)
  21. shortround81
    Even though he wasn't with the Twins at the time, Corey Koskie, as well
  22. shortround81
    Winner, winner . . .
  23. shortround81
    I completely understand being a concerned fan, but . . .
  24. shortround81
    Dude . . . do they owe you money or something??
  25. shortround81
    This is starting to look less like a parody and is becoming our real life
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