Riverbrian

I ran out of Coffee... The Beer tastes like Beer Now.

GLORM!!! How's my Friend tonight? Now You Type... "Your Friend... Yeah... You finally got one... It only cost you 50 bucks and I'm going to spend it on beer tonight.

Yeah... But if Kinsler doesn't hop it to the plate. If he actually throws it like a professional. The Catcher has time to catch it... Take off his gear... moon the crowd... put the gear back on and make the tag.

LOL... You are right... I'm still working on my English... Ever since I moved to the United States from Saturn it's been a struggle.

I have a hard time believing the coach told him to go... I think Rosario just lost his mind for a second and somehow it worked out. I'd Coach Lou that one... Nice Job Eddie... Don't ever &%^$#$ do it again.

Scarecrow: I'm Fired... What do you mean I'm fired. Chief: I got no time for you... All your stupid ideas. Don't let the flying monkeys hit you on the way out. Tin Man: C'mon Chief... Have a Heart.

The Kid touched it but it didn't effect the play.

Yeah I tried that once... It also didn't work.

And Rosario really helps

That Helps

I made a cup of coffee and then I opened up the fridge and decided that I'd like a beer. So I've been alternating sips and it's working. Now I'm gonna mix them together and see if it has Reeses Peanut But Cup Potential. Last time I tried this it was Jelly Bellys and Franks Hot Sauce... That didn't work.

Coffee and Beer isn't bad together.

I had one of those once... The room was spinning so hard... I had to sit down.

(Shakes Head)

Which Witch are you talking about?

I think it makes you positively negative and negatively positive. Don't sweat it tho... We've always found your conflicted nature charming.

The Tigers... If you want to make the playoffs these are the type of teams that you have to roll over. Here are some things to think about: 1. Detroit -- When people in Michigan try to describe where they are from... they always point at their right hand to show you exactly where because lower Michigan looks like a big hand or glove or mitten. The People from Detroit point at the big meaty fleshy part below the thumb and this is perfect because when you jam your thumb that's the part that gets sore and purple. In the end... Michigan is a big jammed thumb and Detroit is the sore spot. 2. Tigers -- It's the largest cat species... They can grow to be 11 feet and over 800 pounds. For example... Cecil Fielder was once a Tiger. There are subspecies of tiger... The Siberian tiger, which is found roaming the snow, and the Bengal tiger, which are primarily found in the Cincinnati Area. The Detroit Tiger subspecies are primarily power hitters with a questionable pitching staff. 3. The Playoff Race -- 10 games to go and 1.5 back in the Wild Card race. If anyone thinks that isn't doable you are so negative that you'd have to be positive for 3 full years to get back to zero. 4. Matt Boyd - We like left-handers and we got one tonight in Matt Boyd... He's a young left-hander but he has some impressive minor league numbers. Drafted in the 6th round by the Blue Jays out of Oregon State, Matt has performed at each level and has moved steadily upward; and the door was opened wide when he was acquired by the Tigers in the David Price deal. His current ERA is 7.40 so it looks like he has everything figured out. 5. Tiger Stadium on Sunday -- I will be at Comerica on Sunday to watch the game. I'll be in South Bend on Saturday to watch a Notre Dame Football game so I was asking folks around here about the best route from South Bend to Detroit. One guy replied... drive east until it smells like crap and then north until you step in it. -------------------- Game-time forecast: 72 deg F, partly cloudy with 0% chance of precipitation, winds from the ENE at 9mph. Lineups: TWINS Hicks CF Dozier 2B Mauer 1B Sano DH Plouffe 3B Hunter RF Rosario LF Suzuki C Escobar SS Pelfrey P TIGERS Gose CF Kinsler 2B Cabrera 1B V. Martinez DH JD Martinez RF Castellanos 3B McCann C Romine SS Davis LF Boyd P Go Twins! Play ball! Click here to view the article

"Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something"

Gotta have some Hedberg as well "I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that".

I'm going to edit that down to "Bought some shoes from a drug dealer and I've been Trippin All Day" and then use it.

Otis was the biggest star for the label before he crashed into one of those Madison Wisconsin Lakes but I was more of a Wilson Pickett fan. And let's not forget about the Swampers down in Alabama. They did some great stuff. Staple Singers... I'll Take you There. Aretha Franklin... Percy Sledge and Wilson Pickett as well.

Yeah That was too much typing for me at the time.

Stax Stuff was the best... So much better than Motown. You can hear Cropper playing guitar with Wilson Pickett... Sam and Dave... Otis Redding... Eddie Floyd... and many others. Eddie Floyd... It's like Thunder... Lightning... The way you love me is frightening... You Better Knock...TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP... On Wood... BABY... (Horns) Awesome stuff... Timeless.

And Steve Cropper can play when cued.