Riverbrian

I had to research who this Covey is. I knew nothing about him. According to the dictionary... He is a group of birds.

Read closer I pay for my nose bleeds. It's either that or get punched in the nose. It's the only way to get them.

I wasn't expecting a pitcher duel tonight. Actually.. I wasn't expecting a pitcher's duel for any of our games this year.

Nah... He's Joey Zasa.

Joe Morgan

Those rain ponchos behind home plate. Provided by the Twins to that section. That section also gets blankets and people waiting on them forever whatever they request. Whenever I purchase my nose bleeds. I get none of that.

I'll run out of Joe M's eventually

It was the old fortune cookie... Not me

I hope not It would force me to replace Joe Mauer with Joe Montana in my Joe M conversations

Rochester needed a Catcher?

My wife is going to ask about that tattoo and I'm not going to have an answer for her.

It would make sense since I'm securing my spot on the couch getting ready to watch my first game on TV for the year.

Class Circus Boy... Class You've always had some

It's alright Winston... I like it when you put your 2 cents in. $16.02 is the new total

I really hope we play. Been seriously looking forward to it. With my schedule and the constant day games so far. I have not watched a full game yet on TV and tonight was going to be the first one. No game tonight would be cruel.

Alright... That's 16 bucks... We are a little closer to that world series championship.

The answer is... I haven't seen it but it is possible if the Catholic player doesn't wash his forehead or sweat for 6 weeks.

I've only known them as Polo and when you search for them online they are listed as polo. Golf Shirts? This is the shirt I wear when I golf.

That is great out of the box thinking. Unfortunately not wearing a Twins shirt doesn't guarantee victory... My shirts only have the power to guarantee losses so I need the opposing teams. Rest assured... I have decided to only wear the Twins shirt on off-days. I'm trying to use my power for good instead of evil.

As we prepare for a home series with the Chicago White Sox there is something amazing happening that I need to let you all know about. I have this thing… I have a few things actually but specifically this one thing that is me. If I have been to a stadium… I buy a polo from that team and this collection of polo shirts have basically become my spring, summer and fall ward robe. It is mostly baseball teams but I have football teams and college teams if I have been to those stadiums. I have about 20 different team polo shirts and I have basically rotated them evenly with a new team each day. This is me… this is who I am and I know this is not that interesting so far but here is what is happening. Sometime last August I was wearing my Twins polo and a co-worker said, “Is that your lucky shirt?” I replied “Sure is.” The next day I was wearing a Royals shirt and the co-worker said, “The Twins lost last night so your shirt wasn’t that lucky.” And I replied… “Let’s see how the Royals do tonight.” And the Royals lost as well. It became a running gag and I kid you not… every single time for the rest of the season... whenever I wore a team’s polo… they lost that day… every single time. It carried on to the World Series… I have an Indians polo and I have a Cubs polo because I have been to both stadiums and every time I wore Indians… the Cubs won and vice versa. When game 7 rolled around… I decided that it was too much power for me to possess so I opted to wear my Vikings shirt that day so I wouldn’t influence that final game. Over the off-season I forgot about this shirt power but after the Twins loss on Wednesday it came back to me and I looked back at what I had worn so far this year and what days I wore them and yep… the streak was still intact. The Mariners lost… the Rangers lost… the Orioles lost… the Red Sox lost… the Giants lost… all on days that I wore the team shirt. So… yesterday… I pulled my Tigers shirt out on purpose and the Twins won.You are all welcome and I’m sorry but I don’t have a White Sox shirt yet. I won’t get a team shirt unless I have been to the stadium… that’s my rule. Here is the entire list of team shirts that I have yet to purchase. Yankees, Rays, Blue Jays, Astros, Angels, A’s, Phillies, Marlins, Nationals, Reds, Cardinals, Dodgers, Padres, Rockies, D-Backs and White Sox. So… what is the purpose of this long story? This has been going on long enough, it is obviously real and I’m thinking of starting a fund me page to purposely get me to the other stadiums so I will have all shirts for total control and will therefore… ***GUARANTEE A WORLD SERIES FOR THE MINNESOTA TWINS!!!*** You gotta ask yourself… how bad do you want it? Then start thinking of a proper donation!!! Here are some things to think about: 1. Good Friday – My wife is a faithful practicing Catholic… I’m Lutheran so you can say that I’m a little more relaxed. She reminded me last night that it was Good Friday… so I got up at 3AM this morning to beat the crowd and buy me a new TV. My wife explained that I confused it with Black Friday and went on to explain that Good Friday meant that we were having fish for supper tonight. 2. Our Twins – We are currently 6-3 and this is so much better than the 0-9 start last year. I’ve read a lot of TD’ers talk about pulling the plug on Grossman… outfield defense has been one of the main motivations for those outbursts but you have to admit that he was one of our better hitters last year and he hasn’t stopped being one of our better hitters so far this year. And when you consider that he was fighting for a career last year and is doing what it takes to have a career… I think it’s a wonderful story and he will have my full-throated support which also means that it’s damn easy to choke on. 3. The White Sox – This our second go around with the Pale Hose this year. This time around I’d like to simply point out that Moncada, Giolito, Kopech, the other guy… and the other guy… are all in the minor leagues. I’m pointing it out so everyone can see that the Twins are not the only team who do that with prospects. The White Sox will start calling them up later this year… probably starting with the other guy… or the other guy. I’m not sure which one. 4. Today’s Joe M Conversation Mauer: Hey Joe… Have you ever thought about how small we are compared to the planet and then how small our planet is compared to the solar system and how small the solar system is compared to the… Maddon: (Interrupting) Yes I have… I’ve taken it even further… I’ve thought about fleas and ticks and how small they are compared to a dog and how small one of those tea cup Chihuahuas is compared to a Great Dane and stretched that all the way to the size of the universe. I’ve shouted to the universe at the top of my lungs “I EXIST” to make me feel not so small. McCarthy: Did the Universe shout back? Maddon: I thought it did but it was my wife yelling back, “Don’t remind me.” 5. Fortune Cookies – I’m making the declaration that I’m not opening up my stupid fortune cookie anymore. They no longer have fortunes in them… they have little statements like “Life is Beautiful” and that’s it. They used to have predictions in them… “Your Shoes Will Make You Happy Today”… “Stay away from people named Carole”… “Your friend who owes you money has enough to pay you back right now so hurry over and collect quickly.” I want that type of thing back in my cookie or I’m not opening it anymore. Of course with that stance… I’m not going to know if they go back to the old format. ____________________ Lineups: WHITESOX Tim Anderson SS Tyler Saladino 2B Jose Abreu 1B Todd Frazier DH Avisail Garcia RF Matt Davidson 3B Willy Garcia LF Kevan Smith C Leury Garcia CF Dylan Covey P TWINS Brian Dozier 2B Robbie Grossman DH Joe Mauer 1B Miguel Sano 3B Max Kepler RF Jason Castro C Jorge Polanco SS Eddie Rosario LF Byron Buxton CF Adalberto Mejia P Game-time forecast: 62 deg F, definitely cloudy, probably rainy, winds from the SSE at 14mph. Might be a late game if they push back the start time to after the rain. But, it's only a 73% chance, so that means there's a 27% chance it won't. Play ball! And stay away from people named Brian, too. Click here to view the article

I'm hoping to see more of it. I'm hoping the word logjam is managed right out of the game of baseball.

I've said before that the opening day roster looks like multiple people running different directions while trying to meet in the middle and I still believe that. I admit that I spent my time expressing concern about the lack of aggressiveness toward the building of the bullpen. However... The decision makers had all winter to put together a 40 man roster and all of spring training to decide on a 25 man roster and this is what they come up with. I didn't understand it and I didn't agree with it. But Soon?... after 28 Innings of bullpen work... 4 runs allowed... 26 strikeouts. If the powers that be made an adjustment to a bullpen producing those results... If they changed course with a 5-3 record a mere 8 games after spending the off season picking out a 40 man roster and all of spring training choosing this for a 25 man roster. That would be about the time that I decide that we have hired a couple of wishy washy dudes who are nowhere near ready to run a baseball franchise. I'll forgive them for not agreeing with me... I won't forgive them if they can't agree with themselves.

That would be an incredibly dangerous game played by a first time POBO and first time GM trying to secure a long term future in Major League Baseball. If it backfired... I'm not sure how they would explain that strategy in job interviews and come out looking good.

Making sense has never been anything that I have striven for.