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  1. Blass-tastic inning for Kazmir...
  2. Not sure the world will rotate correctly until the Twins offer you a contract that matches Ervin's.
  3. It's totally normal to mistake it for brain protection. Totally. Normal.
  4. Neither. Either. Let's call the whole thing off. http://classiccinemagold.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/01.jpg
  5. Me neither. Saw it on the deleted scenes section of 'No Country For Old Men'.
  6. That was kind of like nodding off in church, and waking up just in time to say "Amen!!!" without having any idea what you were Amening.
  7. *gastrointestinal distress* "associated with" *undiagnosed wheeze*
  8. Well, he hasn't been associated with a hit since 'The English Patient', so we've got that going for us. Which is nice.
  9. Outlandish prediction that might come true: In a road game at a field with a short right field porch, Miguel Sano will hit a check-swing home run.
  10. New TD game thread guideline: if a post about the Twins' bullpen appears in any way to be positive or complimentary, it must contain the disclaimer "No, really! I'm serious!" if it is real and/or serious.
  11. Zarathustra just spake that on Twitter...http://i.ytimg.com/vi/e-QFj59PON4/maxresdefault.jpg
  12. My friend Huey wants to know if it's a new drug. If it is, it will be news to him.
  13. I'll see your dyspepsia and raise you an agita.
  14. Dick-tastic: "Of the five Twins walkers, four have scored." http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/318/files/2015/06/the-walking-dead-inmates-walkers1.jpg My guess is that the guy on the left didn't score. He just doesn't have the hungry look that you want in a professional athlete.
  15. Let us know how the field test goes.
  16. The "rotation logjam" myth exploded in a single sentence from Dick: "...and Neal Cotts coming in with one out in the fourth", in a delivery suggesting that a UFO had landed in the outfield.
  17. Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
  18. http://memecrunch.com/meme/17YRZ/well-played/image.jpg?w=600&c=1
  19. You have the sympathy of fellow Valiant owners everywhere... http://s.hswstatic.com/gif/1960-1962-plymouth-valiant-1.jpg
  20. I'm sensing that the "logjam" in the rotation is about to have one less log pretty soon...
  21. Jaso looks to me like a guy who, at some point in his life, has been found lounging in a tipout living room recliner, sipping a beer at 8am while watching WWE on Tivo, by a pajama-clad young boy who was promptly greeted with the news " W'sup, li'l man? Your mamma's in the can until she can make bail. Looks like I'm your new dad!"
  22. It's kind of like they put all the scouts' heads together and came up with a rotation that would enable them to tell fans who wanted them to spend, 'We tried to tell you, but would you listen? Nooooooo.'
  23. Is unsafe! Unless May is available!
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