Sorry, scrap. Thanks for actually reading what I write, but if you're looking for insight, as opposed to goofiness, for example, well.. http://www.overthinkingit.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/dread-pirate-roberts-300x224.jpg ...get used to disappointment. If it's any consolation, the story is entirely and verifiably true minus two key points. 1) Thanks to a dreadfully onerous non-disclosure agreement, any serious attempt to rightfully credit my cousin Bruce as even a co-writer of BBTL will result in Columbia Records' privately owned Blackhawks dropping Minigun fire and ex-special forces mercs on casa de Bombo. They warning-buzzed us tonight, dude. And yes, the Blackhawk helicopter was... wait for it... black. 2) The Tempest's speedometer topped out at 120. So even though it seemed we were going 500 miles per hour, we may not have even broken the 300 mph threshold for all I know. But our aerodynamic shock wave knocked a dude off a moped, that much I'm certain of.