At least you won't have to worry about getting stiffed on the birthday cake. http://atomictoasters.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/The-Cake-Is-A-Lie.jpg
Worrying about letting down game thread Twins fans this season is like worrying if starving life raft survivors will be upset that the ribeyes aren't grass fed beef.
, and then a Detroit pair to tie it. '...One trip up and two trips back....' http://rulefortytwo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/springsteen553.jpg Bruce Springsteen's Lawyers don't like this post
Suzuki goes deep 10 seconds after I get the TV on. Now you know who to blame when the 3/18 extension is announced. To his credit it was a no-doubter, with audible Detroit fan 'ooooh' on it as it came off the bat.
Vargas puts a warmup swing on that pitch and sends it 400 ft. Think how fired up you'd be about the Twins tonight if that pesky old won/lost record were reversed...
Great job by Dozier to reach and tag second while laying on the ground, but a scary play. Thank goodness Saltablahblahblah is so slow, or else Dozier gets a mouth full of cleats on that play.
Getting the bat on the ball, or... http://img2.rnkr-static.com/list_img_v2/19540/339540/C520/the-very-best-of-the-futurama-fry-meme-u1.jpg ...catcher's interference?
Agreed. But I'm hoping he won't attempt that Little League, head down, run til they tag you thing and try to stretch a double into a triple like a fat dude pulling on a Speedo.
Rats. I have an hour and 10 minutes to watch my Red Box movie on fast forward before they charge another day. Saying something cynical and paste a ridiculous gif for me, everyone.