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  1. Sam Deduno just ate his necklace
  2. Since his first at bat for the Twins. If he homers against them he's not a Twin any more, right?
  3. It probably showed up as a home run on Gameday, but yes, he just mooned the Twins player development in front of dozens of fans.
  4. Butera goes deep against the Twins. Guess I can cross that off my Christmas wish list.
  5. Half the Aussie expats in the city are there chanting for Beresford to pinch run, and they're all... you're sitting down, I hope... drunk. Except the guy driving the Road Warrior sober cab.
  6. Gibson imploding before the bullpen is all but non- negotiable, but the bench is a threat to disappoint in any late inning.
  7. Remember, we're aiming for 'cynical'. Barbecuing Beresford's adoptive koala bear parents might be overshooting the mark. Or not. I'm too cynical to care.
  8. No go. Have to park it on the street. That might explain why the neighbors haven't spoken to me since Ought Four. On the plus side no law enforcement has yet had the courage to pull me over for driving solo in the car pool lane.
  9. http://img08.deviantart.net/827d/i/2011/229/2/7/please_come_back____by_the_denied-d46vcmz.jpg No, wait, we'll be good! Watch! "Beresford looks like an Aussie Chip Hale!". "Rosario's plate discipline is really coming along!". "I'm bettin' Gibby goes nine tonight!" "I think I just saw a trace of movement on Light's fastball!" See? We just needed time to get warmed up.
  10. And if not, don't worry. I brought enough to share. http://1.darkroom.shortlist.com/980/2ab7568044912be44eef4fe8703a983a:4f06aa40e2e447a428f1bab09be803a0/frd-25175.jpg
  11. http://img.pandawhale.com/post-63521-Brad-Pitt-this-is-a-chemical-b-FyVi.gif
  12. With Gardenhire moving on, we were deprived of a potential bench stalwart and fan favorite in Toby Gardenhire. Perhaps with James carrying on in his spirit, the Twins faithful can at long last begin their journey of healing.
  13. Dyson is really fast. That's all I had for that.
  14. Milk from a thermos will wash that down nicely.
  15. Careful, it's only the third inning. You don't want your cynicism to burn out before Gibson blows up, the bench fails to deliver, and the bullpen implodes.
  16. Real Dick Bremer: "If Schafer figures into the Twins' plan next year, it will be because of games [against lefties] like this." Alternate Universe Dick Bremer: "If Schafer figures in the Twins' plan next year, this park will be the scene of the world's largest and most deadly spontaneous modern recreation of Roman gladiator arena combat."
  17. Nice recognition and hustle by Sano to take third on the single without a throw. Jogs home next AB; well done young man.
  18. Making it to September 1st without being eliminated seemed like scaling Everest without oxygen back in May. Seven days in is just gravy. Not the awesome gravy that my mom used to make with pot roast. Not really even the ok kind that comes in a jar. More like the stuff you make from a packet, set the heat too high, and forget to stir, and that ends up tasting like you melted down a raincoat. But still... gravy.
  19. Thank goodness your TD jinx powers still work on him after the trade. A's finally register a hit in the 6th!
  20. Post with the phrase 'dad-gummed' = automatic 'like'. Is there an app to do that?
  21. Nothing says 'We hit 3 homers' like a seven run loss.
  22. Done. http://madvilletimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/SDEA-Petition-Stack-20120618.jpg
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