My schedule is embarrassingly devoid of social commitment this weekend, and I've been a frequent patient at the Game Thread Free Clinic for T.S.S. (Twins Sadness Syndrome) so I'm sort of obligated to serve as a volunteer there for at least one thread. Edit: Ok, I'm done breathing into the paper bag and making fists with my toes on the carpet, and my resting pulse is under 120, so I guess I'm in. Input welcome from anyone with a theme or other ideas for me to incorporate, so that you can experience a more personalized sense of disappointment in how it turns out.