Oh, great, like I wasn't putting enough pressure on myself already... http://images.gawker.com/e8jvsgaj3mbwbfp2egf2/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800.jpg My advice is to expect literary genius along the lines of "There once was a man from Nantucket". As luck would have it, the few times I've truly risen to the occasion in my life have been ones where expectations were low.