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  1. I'll take my share of the blame, for switching to a cheaper laundry detergent. Made some bad choices with ironing too, come to think of it. http://www.topinspired.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Fade-Scorch-Marks.png
  2. Dick pleased that the Twins have apparently sunk to congratulating each other for warning track fly outs. If the season were 182 games they'd be high fiving each other for getting their uniforms on before it was over. I guess the good news is they're still able to muster enthusiasm about... something, at least.
  3. Am feeling lucky I didn't have pasta for dinner tonight... http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/3c/3c9515dfb18a14ed3de60cc387a970dedf10238482d6e48920be22f34ef89687.jpg
  4. My schedule is embarrassingly devoid of social commitment this weekend, and I've been a frequent patient at the Game Thread Free Clinic for T.S.S. (Twins Sadness Syndrome) so I'm sort of obligated to serve as a volunteer there for at least one thread. Edit: Ok, I'm done breathing into the paper bag and making fists with my toes on the carpet, and my resting pulse is under 120, so I guess I'm in. Input welcome from anyone with a theme or other ideas for me to incorporate, so that you can experience a more personalized sense of disappointment in how it turns out.
  5. Royals celebrate being eliminated from the playoffs by a Baltimore win instead of a KC loss to the worst team in baseball... http://www.kansascity.com/sports/mlb/kansas-city-royals/ddcmaq/picture1467099/ALTERNATES/FREE_960/RoyalsRangers%20JFS%209-3-14%201025.JPG
  6. Don't worry; it's just that I couldn't find a demo derby car with the number 106 on it. But that doesn't mean I'm giving up on the dream.
  7. Jack Morris goes with the 'Groundhog Day' reference to describe the Twins' September suckitude. Finally, someone in the FSN broadcast team gets it... http://i.makeagif.com/media/7-09-2015/YgiTN8.gif
  8. The Drive for 105 continues! http://www.smashcar.com/images/pic11.jpg
  9. At the very least, it won't sound like he tried to shoot the President.
  10. Canda is for Louvers, ehhh?! http://lh3.ggpht.com/-Xn0-_ifmAt8/VOCsM5q76RI/AAAAAAAAOIM/WwuL6HdH88I/IMG_1432_thumb%25255B4%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800
  11. Corgi curtain call before they get a well-deserved winter break... http://i.imgur.com/E4GLhgT.gif
  12. I'd definitely go with that voice in your head if the other one is telling you to 'burn it all'... http://i.makeagif.com/media/9-25-2015/l1S4wK.gif
  13. Dyson exit velocity from second base = 78 mph. Ok, maybe not, but he's reeeeally fast. And at this point it's difficult to root really hard against someone willing to run fast and slide in order to prevent extra innings.
  14. Finally, one of you kids makes a musical reference I can relate to...
  15. See? Just when you think you can't take any more of this Twins team, you realize you've already thought of a reason to watch all of next season too!
  16. I get a little Vargasii if I do too much Varhopping.
  17. It's a new thing; they're time compressing the game for the replay in real time now... "Due to time constraints and Bert's excessive profanity, we now move ahead in our Twins telecast." What's really mind blowing is when the compression accidentally lets you see the final score before the last out.
  18. Dick: 'Let's see if Molitor makes a switch here, or lets Boshers face a couple more batters and then builds a campfire with his left arm.'
  19. His last couple of at bats, I've done the Harry Doyle fake ball off the bat/crowd roar sound effects thing to try to recreate the rush...
  20. Dick: "Buddy Boshers almost an everyday reliever, except when he's been injured." Marge from Fargo: "Yah. It'd be quite a coincidence if they weren't... you know... connected!" http://aladar.es/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Fargo_185Pyxurz.jpg
  21. After a season this bad, 5/6th's of me feels I can't be reduced any further.
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