The rising staccato of snapping fingers from the opposing dugouts signaled the inevitable confrontation... ...as Gamel's Luxurious Mane stared down Dozier's Glorious Hair.
He stayed in the game. He's still flexing his arm and not taking much of a lead from first, but the important thing is that it looks like there's no damage to his Glorious Hair.
Servais probably has a legitimate beef with the warning being issued to his pitcher for hitting Dozier on an 0-1 pitch, which oddly just makes watching the umpire ignore him that much more satisfying for me.
Helping his own cause at the plate! Every insurance run counts when you could score more than ten runs and still put your catcher on the mound to protect a lead in the 8th.
Stop bunting so much already! But if you're not going to listen to me (and let's be honest, nobody else does either), then bunt like Polanco just did. He could shoot a respectable game of pool with that kind of touch.
You're gonna need to speak up! Our fine young men and women in uniform are making some infrastructure upgrades just down the road from me and it's a little bit noisy. And if you're in central Minnesota and need some major yard work, maybe I can send them your way when they're done here!