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  1. Mariners really testing Dozier's plunked elbow with that four pitch walk...
  2. The rising staccato of snapping fingers from the opposing dugouts signaled the inevitable confrontation... ...as Gamel's Luxurious Mane stared down Dozier's Glorious Hair.
  3. I have a Versa ladder. It swings both ways. At least that's what the hedge trimmer was saying to the table saw last week.
  4. Briefly thought that said "Trevor Plouffe's kid is available" and wondered if it was because he was the first pre-schooler to demand 20% over slot.
  5. I'm just extending them the courtesy of using the title that the game program and team roster grant them.
  6. I was going to go with "All the servers are strong", but I didn't want to drop a jinx like that with an enjoyable game thread in progress.
  7. Agreed. At this rate we might end up with the kind of narrow lead that forces us to use actual bullpen guys in relief of Berrios.
  8. Gretzky was right. Assists really can be sweeter than goals.
  9. I'd settle for that kind. Did that come with the position, or was it a prerequisite?
  10. Might have to break out my surplus Gene Larkin bobblehead if I'm going to have a shot at that.
  11. And don't forget that all the moderators are beautiful.
  12. For a second there I was worried that you suspected Gimenez of moonlighting in organized crime, but then I remembered that it was the Gambino family.
  13. If you're not the sort of person who talks to themselves at least once in a while, then good luck getting past the Game Thread bouncer...
  14. He stayed in the game. He's still flexing his arm and not taking much of a lead from first, but the important thing is that it looks like there's no damage to his Glorious Hair.
  15. Servais probably has a legitimate beef with the warning being issued to his pitcher for hitting Dozier on an 0-1 pitch, which oddly just makes watching the umpire ignore him that much more satisfying for me.
  16. Helping his own cause at the plate! Every insurance run counts when you could score more than ten runs and still put your catcher on the mound to protect a lead in the 8th.
  17. Stop bunting so much already! But if you're not going to listen to me (and let's be honest, nobody else does either), then bunt like Polanco just did. He could shoot a respectable game of pool with that kind of touch.
  18. You're gonna need to speak up! Our fine young men and women in uniform are making some infrastructure upgrades just down the road from me and it's a little bit noisy. And if you're in central Minnesota and need some major yard work, maybe I can send them your way when they're done here!
  19. Work: "If you don't come in today, don't bother coming in tomorrow!" Aggies: "Woohoo! Four day weekend!"
  20. Well, they were Down to the Whipping Post last night, and have had a bit of a Revival tonight.
  21. I used to, until a nice lady with Visa called me and helpfully suggested that maybe I was saving a little too much at Menards.
  22. He cussed at me on two nonconsecutive occasions.
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