Lane's in the Lane business. He'd hurt his mom if it guaranteed him a head coaching Natty. Schools know this and gladly go in business with him anyway.
Now that LSU has FA with Lane they will not escape the FO. Nobody does. Except Lane.
The kitchen/game day buffet wasn't MLB level according to Paddack. What comes next? We learn the weight room is medicine balls, various sized rocks and fan belts on pulleys screwed to benches, walls, and ceiling.