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  1. Bark's Lounge
    Maybe not what you had in mind... (Edit, after reviewing what, I posted. I could see how this could be misconstrued. Not my intention - DELETE.)
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    Don't trust google or any other internet source. We Liceologists keep a low profile, we lurk in the shadows. In fact the government covers up our existense comparably to the existence of Extra-Terrestrials. If you or any of your own has an issue with lice infestation, feel free to PM me. I do make house calls.
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    As far as the parents are concerned, I don't really think it really matters. They don't have the capacity to teach the kids - they don't speak english. They speak "Wha".
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    Trust me Jerr, I'm a Liceologist. Bark's Lounge, Ph.D.
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    Oh, he definitely has enough hair that could house up to 100,000 lice. He needs to be scalped.
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    They must not have had a treatment for lice in the mid-60's. Pig Pen is a mess. I'm surprised they haven't jumped to the other kids, although we have never seen the day after this on television. Maybe Charles Schulz's "The Peanuts have Lice" was shot down by the TV executives. I would have enjoyed it and it probably would have been very educational. Personal Hygiene is important!
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    Hey Stringer. I heard that also, but I can't find any evidence that is true. Only Pinto's tweet. Heck maybe he meant his swing was back or something? At this point, who knows?
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    Biological and medicinal technology has advanced 2,000% since 40-60 years ago. If that is true, those guys took a pill that was probably weaker than a can of Coca Cola you can pick up at your local quick stop in 2015. That's all.
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    I am supportive that you guys, Hrbowski & Sam Morley, are looking forward to A-Rod's milestone accomplishments. They are heady and very big milestones indeed. But, let's not fool ourselves, A-Rod will never get the HOF call. Imagine you were one of the favorites running in the Boston Marathon, and one of your highly rated competitors, we'll call him Hotbox McGee, was on equal footing with you. The starting gun is sounded and off you go. You are off to a fantastic start and you have a considerable lead. In the meantime, Hotbox McGee, sneaks off the route and takes a taxi cab 20 miles towards the end of the marathon route. He gets to his preferred destination, smokes a few cigarettes, has a beer or two, hits on a couple young ladies, etc, etc. McGee has it timed out, he knows what the time frame is for a runner to win the Boston Marathon. When you are about .5 miles from where he is, he gets on his way, eventually winning the Boston Marathon and beating you by 1 minute or whatever. If what Hotbox McGee did is acceptable to you, that's your call. But, Hot Box McGee is plain and simply a blatant cheat. Alex Rodriguez is the Hotbox McGee of Major League Baseball.
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    Initially, that is how I was feeling. I think it is the PTSD from the last 4 seasons. This team can win these games and we took it fair and square.
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    This needs to end tomorrow. I would like to see the stigma killed and let us feel renewed. It's a new day, a new month, an new year. I want to put 2011-2014 in the rear view mirror. These are new times, I want new results. I hope it happens.
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    1.21 gigawatts.
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    1609.34km
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    He throws "Eye for an Eye" MPH, with vengeful hatred. His off speed stuff could be a little better, he only has disdainful and anger kind of stuff.
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    The Twins should have had this one, but there are no teams in MLB that we cannot say the same for. It's the nature of the beast. Would have, should have, could have - it didn't turn out the way we wanted. The boyz will brush off their jerseys tonight and take another turn in game number 2. Tomorrow, I hope we can start the process of eliminating Toronto from being a team that owns us. Lex Talionis for tomorrow's match-up!
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    It's a last ditch effort, and it may not work, but I do believe. The Rally Roger has been raised.
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    Like it? What the hell do you think I am doing right now?
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    Just look at that picture I posted and you will see it.
  20. Bark's Lounge
    You get lucky sometimes.
  21. Bark's Lounge
    Wrong uniform.
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    Will this suffice?
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    I am not a murderer. That is a picture of my eccentric neighbor who is past out drunk in his driveway. He has an obsession with birds and on the weekends binge drinks Old Milwaukee in his garage while wearing very high detailed bird costumes. On this day, he just happened to be wearing his Blue Jay costume.
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    Aw, so sad.
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    If the Twins make some moves tomorrow. I desperately hope that Rosario is not one of the casualties. With him in LF and Hicks in CF, it has made a tremendous difference defensively and he is hitting very well. It appears they may have inspired T-Hunt a little bit. Ride the hot hand, reward the guy for his tremendous effort. Don't take a leak on it. 'nuff said'.
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