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  1. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-iYkiPc6qiO0/TxXl-vG42EI/AAAAAAAAClQ/UXxKiOg3p3A/s320/tumbleweed-rolling.jpg
  2. Unexpected and nice win for the Twins. Thanks for the 7 extra gray hairs in my beard Perk!
  3. I have heard of George Orwell, but I have never read this book you call "Animal Farm". Why do you ask?
  4. No signs of Arcia or Parmelee down there, but I do see Doug Bernier. Should we bring him up?
  5. New Team Policy for Players: Mandatory Vasectomy.
  6. Prince Harry visiting the set of the reboot of the television series "Sigmund the Sea Monster". Pictured (L-R): Prince Harry, actor Blaine Busto (Sigmund), and Roald Poachpumper (stunt double).
  7. I had to study this photo for a few minutes to make sure these were not Lollipops. You are right, they are suckers. I am wrong yet again...
  8. A Sucker is born every minute.
  9. or this http://canibeblunt.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/mountie_stripped.jpg
  10. No brainer. Just come on over. I'll make some Steak soft shell tacos. Don't forget to bring the other stuff.
  11. Where's his trunk....Oops - forget what I just said.
  12. Some would argue this statement.
  13. I don't know if precious is the right word to use for it. It was messy, painful and smelled like rotten poultry. This is the last photo taken of me without my walker. This was the best day of my life.
  14. My Car. That's me in the driver's seat. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-C_5wL4_-ddU/UCq5y4ZVCXI/AAAAAAAAAF8/Iu-4hf3UFqs/s320/man+riding+a+woman.jpg
  15. I've tried that more than a handful of times. I am still drawing a blank.
  16. I wonder if anyone on the planet earth has a tramp stamp tattoo of Billy Barty? Damn, that would be cool or something.
  17. Work... Schmerk. Get your priorities together. On another note: The Twins will have their hands full the next few days with Iwakuma and King Felix.
  18. It's these kind of situations that motivate me to preach to people to not have children.
  19. I think I can get use this 4 hour sleep thing. Sleeping is overrated. (yawn)
  20. Did she smell like springtime?
  21. That sounds like a bad neighbourhood.
  22. I was going to say: "It is too bad you didn't study the Canadian Version of Rosetta Stone." Then I realized you can't sign a baseball by speaking to it.
  23. A Forger and a Saint... Priceless.
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