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  1. Your co-worker was fired... correct?
  2. Since this is pretty much a crapshoot - I am going to predict that Votto gets hot and the other contenders slightly regress and Votto ends up winning it. My 2nd prediction would be that Chris Johnson pulls off a Bill Mueller and wins it.
  3. Does anyone around here like the candy called "Whoppers"? I'm not a big fan - I prefer Milk Duds.
  4. My lawyer will be serving you with my lawsuit papers tomorrow.
  5. Good evening Mr. Brooks. I am not sure if you know it, but the Twins Game thread is a group grief therapy session. When we are in session we need to find the good within Twins baseball. There are a lot of PTSD survivors participating here, and when they deem the game is over... it is over. Together, us game thread participants are doing important soul healing work here. Please respect this fact and always know that when you need a shoulder to cry on... we'll be there for you.
  6. Hey Glunn, if I am reading your post right, you must have gotten that Medical Mary-Jane prescription for Twins Induced Anxiety.
  7. Don't leave us hanging... did she iron your shirt?
  8. Note to self: Next time, instead of watching a Twins game, be a good citizen - help clean up your neighborhood park. http://greendocvick.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/syringes20used20pile20lots20medical20waste.jpg
  9. That's the icing on the cake/foreign sweat on my face after a couch dance at a raunchy strip club on the outskirts of town.
  10. I'm afraid of you now. Your avatar makes me fearful that you will blow my mind apart with musical composition, conception, and complicated technical execution.
  11. Private Message Brock Beauchamp asking for a name change.
  12. Happy Birthday Idaho Pilgrim. 50 is the new 40... right?
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  14. No offense to Gardy, but my money would be on Leyland.
  15. It's going to take a lot more than that. If you can get to the point where you find Sandra Bernhard to be attractive - you are halfway there. http://www.hollywoodnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Sandra-Bernhard.jpg
  16. You have presumed correctly.
  17. I fully expect Eric Farris and Brian Dinkelman to be called up after today's game to shake things up.
  18. Chief is right on the cost concern. I bake some brownies and sneak them into the ball park.
  19. Well, there goes Bark's Lounge's career as a super hero.
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