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  1. Bark's Lounge
    my timing sucks.
  2. Bark's Lounge
    In regards to Plouffe. This year has sucked for him and I believe it will lead to him not being with the Twins next year. He seems a bit more likeable and coachable than Delmon or Valencia. But it just hasn't worked out. I see a lot of people post about how he could be a utility guy - playing the OF, 2B, 1B, and 3B, but I don't see how that is feasible. Last year TR made a pretty concrete comment on how Plouffe could not play the OF... and we know how his IF play goes. My guess is Plouffe is DFA'd and ends up with a club that gives him a chance for a fresh start. What happens after that is anyone's guess. If Gardy and most, if not all of his staff is retained for another year - it will be hard for me to get my blood pumping for the 2014 season. No offense to Gardenhire or Anderson, etc. - but the time has come and they need to go. Thanks for the memories. Ryan is untouchable and he will not be going anywhere unless it is his decision. This **** needs to be cleaned up - pronto! We all knew this season was going to be rough, but the last 3 years it seems to get worse as the season goes on. The morsels of hope are few and far between.
  3. Bark's Lounge
    I'm the Dave Kingman of picking up women. That's why I am in prison.
  4. Bark's Lounge
    Where the hell do you think you are... A Dog Birthday Party? No excuse necessary.
  5. Bark's Lounge
    Glunn, email them to me when you get a chance.
  6. Bark's Lounge
    I did this today already. There better be embalming fluid in this one. (Rummaging around) Swizzlesticks, I can't seem to find your phone number... can you give it to me again?
  7. Bark's Lounge
    I think so, but I came for the group therapy today.
  8. Bark's Lounge
    Bark's Lounge warning: One more post from you like that one, and I will have to excuse myself for a few minutes.
  9. Bark's Lounge
    I was going to say Arnold Schwarzenegger, but if my memory serves me correct those kindergarteners ended up adoring him at the end of that awful movie from the early 90's.
  10. Bark's Lounge
    Glunn - is this more up your alley? http://doblelol.com/uploads/13/ice-fishing-funny.jpg
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  12. Bark's Lounge
    Ashbury is right. This is why I am in the midst of a divorce, have disowned the entirety of my family, and have started taking my meds again as I don't want my other personality popping up and telling me... (a) "the MN Twins are the Laughing Stock of Baseball." ( "the MN Twins are a joke."
  13. Bark's Lounge
    http://www.urbanstandard.rs/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/prvi_seks.jpg August 28, 2013, 7:09pm CST - Photo Caption (L-R): Kansas City Royals, Minnesota Twins
  14. Bark's Lounge
    It's all yours.
  15. Bark's Lounge
    Funny... I think dogs and men do the same things with smelly socks.
  16. Bark's Lounge
    Although I read his posts after the fact on Sunday - It seems like dogs in his neck of the woods get diamond rings, Maseratis and have catered meals from high end restaurants. I never thought I would regret being a human. My regret begins now.
  17. Bark's Lounge
    Happy Low.
  18. Bark's Lounge
    Hey ChiTown. Is this code for Glunn going to another Dog Birthday Party?
  19. Bark's Lounge
    You know.
  20. Bark's Lounge
    Good to know. Most people need the creature comforts of home to truly settle in to their new existence. I have a package in mind for you - it involves mining for bulclux in a colony of extraterrestrial cowboys and android prostitutes. A few minor alterations to your lower physical exterior will be necessary - but it definitely worth it as it is a trip of a lifetime.
  21. Bark's Lounge
    What???
  22. Bark's Lounge
    I will enjoy watching that happen.
  23. Bark's Lounge
    This has the makings of a Carls' Jr. Commercial.
  24. Bark's Lounge
    Nothing, but on the same note, there was nothing in it for me either - I like women with understated, yet mind engraving mustaches. Just an observation.
  25. Bark's Lounge
    It depends on how you look at it.
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