If I had my druthers, I would hire the "Dos Equis Most interesting man in the World". Not only could he serve as an interpreter and great influence to the Latin American Ball Players, but I believe his bravado, swagger and too cool for school attitude might rub off on the team as a whole. This might be the missing link the Twins are looking for - inspiring the players to play with more flair, passion and a take no prisoners attitude, thus making them a more worthwhile product to watch on the field and when the talent is in place a legitimate contender for the grand prize come October.