description of Twin's fan:
1. Purchase over price ticket
2. Purchase over priced concessions
3. Purchases a $15 baseball for kid, who inadvertantly throws down a stair well
4. Hot and humid
5. Butt and legs sticking to plastic seats
6. While watching game, someone keys your car
7. Trip and fall down one flight of concrete steps
8. stands in puddle. while using restroom
9. Can't find seat, spend 20 minutes, sweating up and down concourse
10. Twins blown out by 4th inning.