No team in baseball smears as much dark goop on their collective cheekbones as the Twins. Due to the sheer quantity of eye black that gets washed off after each game, it’s safe to assume that the Target Field maintenance staff has to snake the shower drains in the locker room at least once a week. But the Twins don’t just lead the league in volume. They’re also the most creative team in the league, applying their eye black in the widest variety of styles. We’ll take a look at some of the players have made Minnesota the vanguard of the eye-black game.
Ryan Jeffers
Let’s start with the most traditional player on the team. Catcher Ryan Jeffers doesn’t mess around. He keeps it old school, with one simple line under each eye. It’s a classic look, but what Jeffers lacks in pizzazz, he makes up for in girth. Those streaks are thicc. They absolutely dwarf his eyes, making them look so minuscule in comparison that you honestly might not notice if they weren’t there at all. Seriously, they might as well not be there.
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