Satire, Irreverence, and Other Humor Thread

[Jon Marthaler]

Alternate title for this thread: Today In Goofiness.

 

 

1. How the Twins can spend that extra $251,000
   
2. Mauer Shouldn't Of Left The Team, by Anoka's Tom Hanson
   
3. Ex-Twins, Assemble!
   

 

Thank you for wasting your time.

[TheLeviathan]

3 = well done. Kudos sir.

[John Bonnes]

Alternate title for this thread: Today In Goofiness.

 

 

1. How the Twins can spend that extra $251,000
   
2. Mauer Shouldn't Of Left The Team, by Anoka's Tom Hanson
   
3. Ex-Twins, Assemble!
   

 

Thank you for wasting your time.

 

Brilliant stuff as usual Jon. I don't know if I liked 2 or 3 better. but I loved this exchange:

 

HUNTER: No, it was Minnesota.

BALFOUR: I'm pretty sure it was Milwaukee.

CARLOS GOMEZ: Do you smell bratwursts grilling wherever you go? Even now, when you haven't been in Milwaukee for months, even years?

BALFOUR: No.

GOMEZ (slinking down in his chair): Then it wasn't Milwaukee. (mumbles) Man, I could go for a bratwurst...

HUNTER: Speaking of that, where's David Ortiz?

 

[Brad Swanson]

These are outstanding. I know he's from Anoka, but I still think Tom Hanson is my neighbor. But Blaine is nothing like Anoka, right?

 

Can I add some parody, farce and outright stupidity?

 

Kevin Slowey was Framed!: A Career of Baseball Memories Remembered

Kevin Slowey was Framed!: Can birds play baseball?

Kevin Slowey was Framed!: Some Clete Thomas Animations

 

I live for self-promotion. Thanks for the opp.

[Stu]

I enjoy humor

[Jon Marthaler]

I enjoy humor

 

Hey everybody! This guy wrote link #2! I posted it because I didn't know he was here to do it himself!

[70charger]

In light of the Brewers offering a $10 voucher to each fan for the month of August due to saving $3.5 million from Ryan Braun's suspension, I would suggest that the Twins offer each fan a $0.70 voucher for the month of August from Joe Mauer's paternity leave.

 

I don't know about you, but I could go for roughly 8% of a beer right now.