Offseason Beat Writer Translator for Future Use

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“Financial Flexibility” - We can easily have a bottom 10 payroll. 

“A massive contract far beyond anything in franchise history“ - The contract is still woefully short of winning the bid, but it is significant compared to the Twins’ status quo. 

“Willing to get creative” - The contract is still woefully short of winning the bid, but we’re offering you a chance to get the hell out of Minnesota earlier! 

“Seriously in play” - Please include us in this rumor. Our offer is woefully short of winning the bid, but we need this man. People are starting to ask questions.