A Cure For AIDS, Ebola, And SARS

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Let us pause a moment in our hectic, work-filled day to salute Kim Jong-Un and North Korea for their new miracle pill, Kumdang-2. This pill, which works even if you're mostly dead (if you're all dead there's only one thing your friends, relatives, or - and the most likely scenario - the coroner can do: go through the clothes and look for loose change), contains a variety of ingredients including ginseng, and the chocolate coating makes it go down easier. In fact, there's only one drawback to this sublime creation - you have to wait fifteen minutes for full potency, and you shouldn't go swimming for at least an hour after taking it.

 

Unfortunately, Kim is rather reluctant to release this miracle pill to the dregs of society, but I'm sure that if he deems their cause a noble one, he'll be more than happy to lend a hand.

 

I suppose it would be helpful to include an external link for those who are interested:

 

http://www.inquisitr.com/2186988/kim-jong-un-insists-north-korea-have-a-cure-for-aids-ebola-and-sars-theyre-just-wont-reveal-what-it-is/