The dog party was fun. We brought a squeaky toy and a plush toy. There was a very beautiful and tall blonde woman, recently divorced, who spent most of the evening focused on me. On the way home, my wife commented on this, but I was not in trouble because I did not initiate anything and because my wife knows that I would never want to be with any woman that skinny. Still, I was flattered by the attention and it reduced the sting of having a birthday that is pushing me closer to 60.