First game is in the books for ESPN's best kept secret, the 2016 World Cup of Hockey. And what a nap it was! Pretty embarrassing showing from team Minnesota against the minor Europeans. Lots of questions there. Why is "100%" Zach Parise playing? Where in the world is Phil Kessel? Tortorella is the coach? For real? Team Europe is very very very very old, but probably a lot more respectable than I would have assumed. Any team with Anze Kopitar is at least worth a second guess. The ESPN team felt compelled to remind us how much fun they were having. Good for them. Hopefully the other games are a lot more interesting. I'll be watching the Young Guns for sure. I like their chances to win. In terms of speed and skill, I don't think anyone can touch them. The tournament continues tonight at 6:30, so I'll be tuned in for the broadcast on...ESPN News? What's going on here?