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  1. Pardon My Dinger
    I gotta get to a built to spill show. I've been to like 5, but it's been too long since my last. Awesome live band. They always dig way back in the catalogue.
  2. Pardon My Dinger
    To quote my boss: finish the Job or you're fired.
  3. Pardon My Dinger
    How'd you do that?
  4. Pardon My Dinger
    Not their fault Marney Gellnar isn't on match.com. Give them a second chance.
  5. Pardon My Dinger
    I, um...have to go now.
  6. Pardon My Dinger
    No doubt. GG Allin pooped on my foot once and then he spit a tooth out at my friend. Not pleasant.
  7. Pardon My Dinger
    One time, in a restroom on campus, I noticed that someone had graffito-tagged the toilet paper dispenser. They had written 'CLA Degree Dispenser' on it. Funny joke, right? Only until you realize that your CLA degree wouldn't even be very good for that.
  8. Pardon My Dinger
    I'm not your buddy, friend!
  9. Pardon My Dinger
    Everybody's had good bacon. All bacon is good. Doesn't mean it belongs on every single salad and sandwich and pizza and burger and...
  10. Pardon My Dinger
    Really great start. Our little guy's are growing up!!!
  11. Pardon My Dinger
    BOO!!! Leave him in!
  12. Pardon My Dinger
    I am absolutely not saying he's got goop on his hat. Just saying that it is suspect, because it's peculiar. But I don't really suspect any foul play.
  13. Pardon My Dinger
    Ah. Good deal, then.
  14. Pardon My Dinger
    I'm sorry, but it is a little strange how methodically Berrios appears to wipe his thumb on the bottom of his brim...not necessarily sayin,' but I am just sayin.'
  15. Pardon My Dinger
    Those are both just a stupid man's keurig, imo, i guess. But yeah, I could see that.
  16. Pardon My Dinger
    Mayer sure does grab his crotch a lot...must be hiding a glob of pine tar down there.
  17. Pardon My Dinger
    Wise man's Home Depot.
  18. Pardon My Dinger
    I demand royalties!!!
  19. Pardon My Dinger
    How do you think I feel? I didn't even think to ask for any money!
  20. Pardon My Dinger
    Are you stealing by my bit?
  21. Pardon My Dinger
    I like LaTroy a lot, but I wish he'd stop talking about the altitude effect, which he really doesn't seem to grasp for some reason.
  22. Pardon My Dinger
    No, we don't hate Parker at all. At least I don't. People are allowed to make observations.
  23. Pardon My Dinger
    6'3", 236...but is he athletic?
  24. Pardon My Dinger
    Is that all?
  25. Pardon My Dinger
    And risk getting pine tar in his hair? No way, Jose.
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