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Everything posted by Squirrel

  1. Squirrel
    As it should be.
  2. Squirrel
    It's just a game, sister. And closing your eyes as tight as you can doesn't change reality. But there's always hope … it ain't over yet. (But I'm still cheering for the Hawks. It's just a better looking team! )
  3. Squirrel
    JB, let's not encourage them. They do too well on their own as it is.
  4. Squirrel
    There's this little thing called ... work to pay the mortgate ... that got in the way.
  5. Squirrel
    Yeah ... I read up on gameday that I missed Rosario's first at bat, first hit, first run scored, first rbi and first home run all in one.
  6. Squirrel
    Evenin' everbody ...
  7. Squirrel
    It's a 'Meh, why???'
  8. Squirrel
    Yes. My mom has a quote on her refrigerator: Do not regret growing old. It's a privilege denied to many.
  9. Squirrel
    What's the alternative in your case ... very, very, very old?
  10. Squirrel
    I am not a believer.
  11. Squirrel
    You know what works to get rid of earworm? Hum the Hawaii 5-0 theme song.
  12. Squirrel
    Well, I never said 'Present company excluded.'
  13. Squirrel
    We can't all be quick.
  14. Squirrel
    I'm not too impressed with the company you keep.
  15. Squirrel
    Either one would be true. Edit: Ooops ... yes.
  16. Squirrel
    I like the skeleton thing. It's one of my favorite jokes!
  17. Squirrel
    I thought about it, but in the end ... I just can't mimic Brian.
  18. Squirrel
    Damn it! Santana could've made it!
  19. Squirrel
    And you just took all the imagination out of it. Thanks for nuthin'
  20. Squirrel
    Those telling the joke never do. Unless you're Brian and doing it on purpose.
  21. Squirrel
    Heck ... just get it tattooed ... somewhere.
  22. Squirrel
    So, the lengthier the silence, the better the bad joke, so the funnier it is? That one must've really hit you good then.
  23. Squirrel
    Why'd the Ewok cross the road? To get to Chief's lawn. Chief: Get off my lawn! Okay, that was bad, but the best I could do after a long day at work and just getting home.
  24. Squirrel
    He could become my 'favorite' player this year because of the cat. And I think he said something somewhere about possibly getting a French bulldog ... LOVE!
  25. Squirrel
    Well, I guess May 4.
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