Tiger Woods won the Masters today. Every time he's won at the Masters the Twins made the playoffs those years. Not really sure if this statement is true or not. Just made it up because it sounded neat.
Time for some more Twins baseball! Today's game could be fun to watch with our ace Berrios on the mound. I think our lineup today will be dangerous as well. I suspect the bats will really break out and we can score some serious runs. Enjoy the game! I might have to flip back and forth between the Twins and the Masters. Tiger has a shot at winning today. The Tigers do not! Go Twins!
In the fog of chaos we're in right now, this might be the most logical and wisest council spoken tonight. Congratulations, when we start managing the game through Game Thread input tomorrow you will be managing the bullpen. Nice work.