The patron saint of "lost causes" is Jude Thaddeus, also known as "The Miraculous Saint.," "When all other avenues are closed, he is the one to call upon, and his help often comes at the last moment." Yeah, I just got it off the Internet, but I think we should pray to this fellow. Now, all together. "We cannot go 0-8, Jude Thaddeus, please!!