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  1. Negativity flows like watered down ketchup. You just unscrew the cover and out it pours. We may still win this game. We may.
  2. Santiago looked frustrated after the very first pitch he saw. A ball. Not in control of his game. Frustrated. So he didn't do TOO bad.
  3. Your marriage must be strong to contain two divergent eating habits. I seem to gravitate to my kind, as it were.
  4. Gimenez is bugging me. His career caught stealing rate is 24%. Why did we hire him again?
  5. "Snowflake" needs to filed (i.e. buried in a deep grave) with "at the end of the day" and "just saying." Just saying.
  6. I am a vegetarian. I should have received a "trigger warning" pre-game that there would have been all this MEAT TALK on the Game Thread. I will be talking to my lawyer in the morning.
  7. Sano and Vargas together weigh 545 pounds. What else weighs 545 pounds? A grand piano, for one. Also, "It's about one-tenth as heavy as The Tongue of a Blue Whale." Kind of puts things in perspective?
  8. Didn't Joey Gallo get gunned down in clam bar in New York?
  9. I don't like this thread. But I'm here. It's my fault.
  10. Fun game thread. I guess winning will do that to us.
  11. I hit two homeruns in one inning in 1977 when I was playing for the Crookston community college team. The WIND was blowing OUT about 50 MILES an hour. Boy, did the boys laugh at me (I had no power AT ALL). But it's a fun story. So I was better than Sano, okay.
  12. Maybe MLB should go to computerized announcers (no mistakes) - referring to the umpire thread.
  13. I have something negative to say! I think (seriously) that Rosario is not the answer. He is not the future. He is what he is, and that is not good enough. There!
  14. I think in general they're boring. The best announcers I've heard, oddly, are both in the Bay Area: A's and Giants.
  15. Vargas and Sano in the same lineup! Varno! Sangas!
  16. He dekes the runners by pretending he's lost the ball.
  17. I'm watching the Texas broadcast. What specifically are you referring to?
  18. Buxton would need to get 25 hits in a row to be hitting .300. That's the kind of the hole he is in.
  19. I forgot. It was a multiple choice question. 1) Pee Wee League. 2) Tedium. 3) About the rob the bank!
  20. Here's a math word problem: If Cashner sucks, and the Twins can't cash in on Cashner, what are the Twins?
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