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  1. formerly33
    I'm going to try to find that and watch it. I like classical music.
  2. formerly33
    We need to show our solidarity by Bark's Rally Roger t-shirts. When are they coming out? I'll sign up right away. Put me at the top of the waiting list, please.
  3. formerly33
    Oh, oh, thanks. You guys have been too nice. I'll remember that for the future. And if you add that to your suspicious phrases, I could always do "You are what I called Hrbowski when the Twins ate the Indians for lunch on April 19, 2015."
  4. formerly33
    If he dives into 2nd, he just may look like Dozier. Oh wait. He couldn't. He doesn't wear a Mariners jersey. I HOPE.
  5. formerly33
    It's good to be an idiot. In fact, I'd say that Hrbowski and I are probably best friends. Halsey, you MIGHT have some competition. Take it as you will.
  6. formerly33
    Are you sure you don't mean piranhas?
  7. formerly33
    Bring us to the WS this year! Go in your Mariners jersey and hold up a sign stating the facts so you don't get booed. You'll be FAMOUS. Ooooh. [always33 gives a legitimate schoolgirl giggle.]
  8. formerly33
    Ballgame!
  9. formerly33
    Call out the paramedics beforehand. They'll be working overtime for awhile.
  10. formerly33
    Oh, yes... Next time I make an enemy I'll have to add them to my friends BEFORE I start slandering them. Thanks for pointing that out to me. I'll keep it in mind.
  11. formerly33
    Well, they could handle it at a more professional level.
  12. formerly33
    Oh, uh-oh. This is a special note to all mods on TD to kindly overlook that.
  13. formerly33
    You're an idiot. Hawk is not the kind of guy I would want to model myself after.
  14. formerly33
    [Joe Mauer shows up for batting practice and strolls casually over to Paul Molitor.] Molitor: Joe! Mauer: So, Molly, earlier I was saying today's a pretty big day and you didn’t really respond, so I’m just gonna tell you, it’s my birthday! Uh. Tada! Molitor: No, no, no, can’t be. I distinctly remember: your birthday was last year. Mauer: That’s the funny thing about birthdays–they’re kind of an annual thing! Uh... Molly, I’m turning thirty-two, and I wanted to ask, uh, what I really want for this birthday… Actually what I really want for my birth–want for my birth– Molly: Okay, Joe, please, stop with the mumbling. You know how I feel about the mumbling–blah-blah-blah-blah, it’s very annoying. [Joe looks hurt.] I’m just teasing, you’re amazing, you're the best, Joe! Mauer: Uh, I want to see the fireworks tonight. Molitor: Uuuuh... What? Mauer: Oh... well, I was hoping you would let me see the fireworks. Molitor: Oooooh; that. I almost forgot about those. Duh...
  15. formerly33
    You mean Tchaikovsky, I think.
  16. formerly33
    The Tribe thinks so. They're all wearing #7 on their jersey in honor of his birthday.
  17. formerly33
    No, please don't. I'll hire Arcia to take care of Halsey in case he tries anything weird. Which I doubt. He is a TD member, right? And as far as I know, he's got a good reputation.
  18. formerly33
    Wait, how could you be my Papa? Uh-oh, wait... Don't tell me he's been keeping tabs on me under disguise. [wail] What'll I do??! Don't let him find out about this one! Please don't!!
  19. formerly33
    Okay, our first date will be at the Twins game this October.
  20. formerly33
    Thanks for not getting mad at Hrbowski and me being foolish. And I assure you that there were no schoolgirl giggles on my part.
  21. formerly33
    http://mlb.mlb.com/images/players/525x330/457744.jpg
  22. formerly33
    TJ: NOOOO!!!!!
  23. formerly33
    TJ: [stumbling] It's... it's a-a s... secret.
  24. formerly33
    TJ: [humbly] It was a present.
  25. formerly33
    TJ: Cut it out! Get off of me! [Calloway continues to attack him; Francona picks up his gun; he points it at Calloway; looking through gun scope Francona aims at Calloway, he tries to get out of his view; as he does this, Francona spots pine tar in TJ's glove; he picks up TJ by his glove.]
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