Sneak some PEDs into his system. 1. He doesn't get caught and the PEDs work their PED magic. 2. He gets caught and the management gets to avoid a tough decision not to start him. Win/Win Or, he could learn to hit with his lower half and stand 4 inches close to the plate.
I'm sure he thinks he can. Even can be drone targeted out of country if deemed terroriest according to the Holder Justice Dept. but that's a whole other story.
This is totally anecdotal since I come and go during games when I can, but it does seem to me that our hitters are getting the worse end of borderline/off-the-plate pitches, for strikes. Probably just homer glasses though.