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  1. Cap'n Piranha
    If Danny Santana is 0-10 batting right-handed, why would we let him bat against lefties?
  2. Cap'n Piranha
    Bert: "so far the Twins have their hitting shoes on". I DEMAND TO KNOW WHY THE TWINS HAVE NOT BEEN WEARING THESE SHOES ALL YEAR!!!!
  3. Cap'n Piranha
    Can we have both Park and Sano in the HR derby please?
  4. Cap'n Piranha
    PARK BANG!
  5. Cap'n Piranha
    Coke Zero is unique amongst pops in that it has both the brand name, and the amount of flavor in that name.
  6. Cap'n Piranha
    Bert: "23 of the 29 homeruns the Twins have hit have all been solo homeruns". 60% of the time, Bert is right every time.
  7. Cap'n Piranha
    No offense to anyone else who does these game threads, but I don't know that this one can ever be topped. We should just dispense with the 5 point intros from here on out.
  8. Cap'n Piranha
    http://postcron.com/es/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/NO-WAY-JOS%C3%89.jpeg
  9. Cap'n Piranha
    He said cricket fan, not actual cricket. Pay attention.
  10. Cap'n Piranha
    This is such a waste of time, given that Davis will definitely score later in the inning if not here.
  11. Cap'n Piranha
    Does he have to type away? If he doesn't, will his text still show up?
  12. Cap'n Piranha
    Pat Dean, meet major league hitting.
  13. Cap'n Piranha
    LeBlanc gave up his first two hits, but no runs, and through 5 innings, has only needed 48 pitches. Now that's efficiency.
  14. Cap'n Piranha
    Have you not been paying attention this year? A base hit to right for this year's team is both a huge accomplishment and a surprise.
  15. Cap'n Piranha
    Breaking news, Terry has just signed him to a 6 year extension for 30 million total.
  16. Cap'n Piranha
    If I had 58 million dollars... http://farm1.staticflickr.com/226/483168689_0e661f501d_z.jpg
  17. Cap'n Piranha
    I didn't realize you were a spokesperson for Extenze.
  18. Cap'n Piranha
    In some good news, Cedar Rapids is up 5-0 in the bottom of the fourth. Randy Leblanc has faced 12 batters and struck out 5 of them.
  19. Cap'n Piranha
    You don't need Mayweather at all. It would buy you 5.8 billion spins on a penny slot machine.
  20. Cap'n Piranha
    Ummm, down 5-1 and leading off, and Trevor Plouffe is showing bunt. Is he f'ing kidding?
  21. Cap'n Piranha
    Hey, that's not fair! He had just come off a phenomenal season where he set the all-time k/bb ratio. Players don't just have career years and then regress back to what they've always been.
  22. Cap'n Piranha
    Trust me, if my written words had that kind of power, the winning powerball ticket would not have been sold in Trenton.
  23. Cap'n Piranha
    Problem is, Dozier, as it turns out, is not big, doesn't have usable power, and isn't a very good hitter.
  24. Cap'n Piranha
    I have someone who can help with that! http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rvFfNUQOjpM/TSk44SvLeGI/AAAAAAAAAYM/fnNBYcVayaI/s1600/MiracleMax.jpg
  25. Cap'n Piranha
    If the Twins keep playing like this, at what point do the Twins stop making Cory Provus read promos for season tickets?
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