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  1. Cap'n Piranha
    Yeah, I just don't get it. For a team that sold at the deadline, and has a catcher with an OPS north of .900 at AAA, there is absolutely no reason to have Gimenez on the roster, let alone batting sixth. This reeks of Falvine not wanting to cashier one of "their guys". I thought we were done with this scholarship insanity when TR was shown the door.
  2. Cap'n Piranha
    I'm going to to ruin all the fun with some serious baseball takes in 3...2...1... What the hell kind of lineup is this? Gimenez 6th?!? Our two best OBP guys behind Sano? It's like Molitor wants the offensive ineptitude to continue.
  3. Cap'n Piranha
    I TOLD YOU ALL! YOU ALL DOUBTED ME AND MY LUNCH!
  4. Cap'n Piranha
    Jack Morris and Bert Blyleven have made a bunch of different Twins Daily accounts, apparently.
  5. Cap'n Piranha
    I haven't seen any breaking necromancy news, no...
  6. Cap'n Piranha
    Padres play-by-play: "The rich get richer. Yankees get Sonny Gray, Dodgers get Yu Varnish."
  7. Cap'n Piranha
    In researching a potential El Trumpo twitter account, I discovered that, somehow, "covfefe" is actually a word in Samoan. It translates to cofever, which seems to be a Middle Ages English word denoting some kind of disease. Where's Chief to confirm when you need him.
  8. Cap'n Piranha
    Incidentally, that gives me a great idea for a mock twitter handle. Someone needs to set their handle as El Trumpo, and then copy every one of President Trump's tweets verbatim, except in Spanish.
  9. Cap'n Piranha
    I miss todo el espanol in the game threads. Triste.
  10. Cap'n Piranha
    For crying out loud Eddie. Make sure he's thrown the ball before breaking.
  11. Cap'n Piranha
    http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/ab/ab8c229496701a3c93896c03d0a251dc00d0428b5e74c8f1da2d40985648dca6.jpg
  12. Cap'n Piranha
    Ok, trade Romero, trade Berrios. Get Reddick on this team too. I just want all the Careless Whisper.
  13. Cap'n Piranha
    I'm going to pretend you didn't just type that.
  14. Cap'n Piranha
    That's what trade clauses are for, silly.
  15. Cap'n Piranha
    JONRON!!!
  16. Cap'n Piranha
    Austin Hedges' walk up music is Careless Whisper. I DEMAND we trade for him now. Give up Gordon, give up Sano. I don't care, just get him on this team.
  17. Cap'n Piranha
    Padres play-by-play guy: "Minnesota, of course has 1,000 lakes. We counted." Count again smart guy.
  18. Cap'n Piranha
    Well when it rains it pours.
  19. Cap'n Piranha
    Can we trade stadiums with the Padres? I like our pitching staff when they're at Petco.
  20. Cap'n Piranha
    So we've established that diehard is a glory hog...
  21. Cap'n Piranha
    I mean, Robbie has 31 on the season, so I wouldn't say close, but you could definitely go with closer.
  22. Cap'n Piranha
    We already covered this. I had it for lunch. Stop trying to steal my thunder.
  23. Cap'n Piranha
    ESCOBEAR!
  24. Cap'n Piranha
    Its a good thing that our pitchers hit better with RISP than our batters, right?
  25. Cap'n Piranha
    I give up on this damn team. A double and a wild pitch, and we still can't get even one.
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