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  1. USAFChief
    told ya. ... WINNAH!
  2. USAFChief
    They used him anyway. It wasn't a question of if, it was a question of when. So yeah, this was ENTIRELY on Molitor.
  3. USAFChief
    I've been holding out hope for Morrison, but he had like 5 pitches to hit that AB, and hit none of them.
  4. USAFChief
    They blew an 8-1 lead. I'm thinking the time to use Reed was when they still had a good chunk of that.
  5. USAFChief
    If we hold Houston to 8, we can't lose.
  6. USAFChief
    You can chalk this up to Molitor refusing to use his best reliever when the situation called for it. And Mauer's lack of RBI-ness, of course. I'm only half kidding on Mauer.
  7. USAFChief
    There was no reason to throw that, Dozier.
  8. USAFChief
    OH FFS!
  9. USAFChief
    Go ahead run at the plate. yeesh.
  10. USAFChief
    I'll see your Phil Dumatrait and raise you a Brian Bass.
  11. USAFChief
    And he. did. not. miss. it! //bingo!
  12. USAFChief
    I would not be surprised if it's a position player sent down when they activate a 5th starter. Don't get too comfy, LaMarre.
  13. USAFChief
    Joe "Mr RBI" Mauer.
  14. USAFChief
    Anyone up for a lawyer joke? Everyone?? OK NASA is interviewing candidates for the first manned mission to Mars. The kicker is...it's a one way trip. The astronaut isn't coming back. First up is an engineer. "What will it take" comes the question from the NASA crew. "One million dollars," he says. "I'll donate it to my alma mater, Stanford University." Next up, a doctor. "What will it take?" "Two million," comes the answer, "and I'll donate one million to my alma mater, the University of Minnesota, and give one million to my family." Finally, a lawyer. "What will it take?" "Three million," says the lawyer. "Why so much?" asks the interviewers. "Well, I'll give you a million to split, I'll keep a mil, and we'll send the engineer."
  15. USAFChief
    Oh don't play innocent with us. Weed, dope, smoke. You know exactly what we mean.
  16. USAFChief
    WAYYYYYYYY too much swing and miss in this offense. WAYYYYYYY too much.
  17. USAFChief
    oh FFS.
  18. USAFChief
    Two out RBI = the key to baseball.
  19. USAFChief
    Bingo spots: "There's very little beneath us." "There's a lot that goes over our heads." "Reach that balance point."
  20. USAFChief
    Nice job, Doubles!!
  21. USAFChief
    Giving up a run in a 0-0 game seems pretty critical to me.
  22. USAFChief
    You answered my mom's craiglist ad, I see. That veneer is in fabulous shape, idn't?
  23. USAFChief
    he missed high and away.
  24. USAFChief
    try the "rwd" function on your remote.
  25. USAFChief
    not quite. gotta win the series tomorrow.
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